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[andyougoleft]

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     [Slevin is back in his cabin; he looks... vaguely threatened, but only because he found this in his closet.  It blinks white and blue and green and red reflecting off his face even when he lowers it to address the network.]

     Biological terrorist attack, word salad, and cruel and unusual wardrobe punishment aside - and I'm not wearing this, by the way, ever - there's supposed to be a religious aspect to this time of year.  I'm not even going to pick one, I just haven't seen that part of it addressed.

     Is anyone planning on holding any kind of service?  Doesn't matter what denomination or even religion, really.  Can anyone?


    [ Private : Cassel Sharpe  ]

    Do they have Christmas where you're from?

  
    [ Private : The Admiral ]

    [Slevin's list comes both in text and with bullet points.  Deal with it.  That's what you get for ~compelling~ him.]

• Chris D'Amico: cologne and hair gel. nicer than his brand.
• Cassel Sharpe: a cat palace.
• Harvey Dent:  cuff links - mismatched.
• Iris Wildthyme:  a leg lamp.
• Kara Zor-El: a new dress, in that style she really likes.  a nice one.
• Abigail Hobbs: a penlight.
• Erik Lensherr: itching powder - not in his clothes.
• Kevin Prentiss:  better friends
• Marquis de Carabas:  a bungee cord
• Hannibal Lecter: cyanide.  in his morning coffee.

Comments

[andyougoleft]

Oh, hello, Chris. Were your ears burning?

[mistconduct]

I'll have you know that back in New York I was a motherfucking trendsetter.

[andyougoleft]

Strangely, it's the motherfucking part I'm concerned about mostly.

[mistconduct]

I'm not changing the name.

[andyougoleft]

I don't care what you do with the name.

It's the fact you picked it up at all. It's already done. It's over.

[mistconduct]

Like "Slevin Kelevra" is so much more clever. It doesn't even strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

[andyougoleft]

It would if they had any sense.

[mistconduct]

Well, then it still doesn't work. A nickname isn't something you should be explaining to people. They should just get it.

[silvestris]

Well, that I agree with. People can't exactly remember something if they can't pronounce it.

[andyougoleft]

The people that it's for can pronounce it.

And they'd just get it if they didn't have their heads up their asses.

[mistconduct]

Wow. Pout more, Slevin?

[silvestris]

...isn't he your inmate?

[mistconduct]

...So?

[andyougoleft]

I prefer to say he's my warden.

[mistconduct]

See? Catwoman agrees with me. And she has a kickass nickname.